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you cant correct all the fools all the time so its best to cut their purse when they're not looking (brom from eragon)

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fuck fox and torture room 2

2010-08-22 20:24:05 by zealk

god damn it... god damn it... i was going to try to stick to console games but... i saw a youtube video that brought back dark memories... memories of the most retarded flash game that was on the front page for a month... torture 2 or torture room 2 or some bullshit like that... if you played it and liked it then get the fuck off the computer and put a firecracker in your groin because you can not be allowed to reproduce!

for those of you who haven't played it opens with a man... well technically its genderless but whatever, its a dude chained up and you torture him... not content with baseball bats or anything you can grind him up, skewer him, shave his skin off... and it deals with all of this grind house style by giving a ungodly amount of blood... thats it... that is the whole fucking game... you don't get a score to unlock anything... just torture...

i'm pissed at two people... or two groups really. FOX news, and the creators or this... i don't know what you would call it... idea abortion? whatever this is a horrid game... and it takes a lot to upset me with violence... i read a list of retro games with more gore than gta and my reaction was to go find a walkthrough video so i could see the whole game to one of them (Harvester if your interested... good game i wish i had a computer old enough to play it.) but this?

it makes me feel like all of my work for 'violence in video games dosn't make violent people' is nothing... see every game i have played the gore is just there to heighten the feeling or add realism... or even make the game seem funny (see gears of war) but this? how the fuck do i defend this? 'umm... shit your right... got any other picket signs for me?'

And as for fox? fucking fox news! cant keep their mouths shut... hey breaking news WHEN YOU FUCKING GIVE A GAME FREE ADVERTISING MORE PEOPLE FIND IT DIP-SHITS!!! this is why mass effect sold so much because they screamed PORN before the concept artist started working on the characters!

if you want to defend this game then go ahead... i don't care. if you even like it its fine though my previous statement still stands. we have a little thing in america called freedom... we cant use it right... but for gods sake i will! freedom is a two way road, so even though i cant stand this game i will not stop you from liking it. so when you liberal douches and redneck jocks learn that your both right, then we can have a real argument...

in the mean time let the gay's get married... seriously what the fuck? they aren't going to rape you if you let them stop being such a pussy! will you go to hell if george marries phil? no? then shut the fuck up! i know that was random but while I'm blowing off steam (tee hee... gay joke) i figured i would bring this up.

also if the creator of this game is reading this... we reeeeeealy need to talk buddy

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